Yesterday from 4:00-4:30pm this is what happened.
Ben walked on my newly steamed kitchen floor while I was loading the dishwasher. Took off his diaper, dumped his poop out and slipped in it. I put him in the bath and clean up the kitchen mess. I dry Ben off and put on a new diaper, before getting him dressed I see Sam soaking wet. Sam found a cup on the table and spilled it all over himself and on the floor. I take Sam and clean him up and change his clothes. As I am mopping up the floor again, Ruth screams from my bedroom, "Ben, took off his diaper and pooped on your bed!" I find Ben & all my bedding covered in poop. I put Ben back in the bath, clean him again and cloth him this time. I hurriedly clean up my bed and yell at the kids to get in the car because Eden has piano lessons in 5 minutes. I send Ben and Sam out of the room. I throw the comforter in the washer, meanwhile Sam finds another cup of water and spills it all over himself, Ben and the kitchen floor. He slips and falls.
Did you get that?
4 changes of clothes
3 kitchen floor messes
2 poop disasters
2 slips on the tile floor
Yes, I always have laundry to do. Yes, my kitchen floor never stays clean. Yes, I tape the babies diapers now. Yes, I want to band all glasses of water. Yes, A LOT can happen in 30 minutes.
P.S. I must mention that earlier that day Ben jumped off the bed and gave himself a bloody lip. Soiling the girls bedspread. He also climbed and fell out of his highchair that morning.