David & a few funny things

During the sacrament prayer

David whispered loudly, "let your light shine!" After the prayer he falls on the floor crying/screaming saying, "they didn't say let your light shine."

(Background...Eden had a lesson in primary titled 'let your light shine'. Her teachers gave her a little light that she proudly displayed on her dresser. She informed everyone that we should pray to 'let our light shine'. David has obviously caught on...)
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On a family walk

Paul: "David, why aren't there leaves on the sidewalk?"

David: "umm...Jesus. He loves us. Don't smoke. That's bad."

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